oh my god so yesterday i had to do this fucking aerial assault course with the kids at work (which, by the way, brought on such a huge panic attack that i had to helped out by TWO instructors - awkward), & i swear i’ve pulled/strained/ripped a gazillion muscles i never even knew i had. my arms, back, chest, stomach & legs ache & every muscle in my body feels like it’s being slashed with a hot blade every time i move :( & today i trapsed around an art gallery too & i took a hot bath when i got home but i’m literally hobbling around like a zombie & i can’t get up or down stairs & every time i sneeze it’s like being shot in the chest & I CAN’T STOP FUCKING SNEEZING.

CHRIST. THE PAIN.